My neighbour’s chihuahua barked 5,063,045,284,852,458 times since dawn today.
The heater in my machine-washer-sized-bathtub SUDDENLY broke (again).
Can’t sleep again today.
I ask myself this question: do all Bahrainis who go study abroad become more political while away from home?
I am terrible cook, but I tell myself whatever I cook is a masterpiece. (Ever heard of scrambled eggs+tuna in the same bowl?)
I like making faces in my webcam. (People on the other side get confused when I do this)
I listen to waaaaaay too much music.
I read novels like CRAZY these days.
I’m on Summer holiday for four more days.
Gonna teach English in the morning.
I like the word “gonna”
I don’t like being stuck indoors because of the rain outdoors. (happens quite often in Tokyo)
My apartment is SPOTLESS and CLEAN right now. (By my standards, which are quite flexible by others’ standards)
I’m taking this Ramadhan thing seriously now.
This Ramadhan thing is boring when you do it alone, away from home and family.
I wish I can go sit on the sidewalk and play music with a hat in front of me - the hat is not to collect money, it’s just there as an alien spaceship landing marker.
Can IÂ watch Bahraini Ramadhan TV shows through the internet?
Drink milk; eat vegetables.
The Last Quote I heard that Scared Me: “Good Fortune NEVER Comes to Those Who Live in a Dirty and Messy Home”
Part 1: Toothpaste in Japan tastes funny.
Part 2: …. So does glue.
I ate a lot of vegetables today; more than a giant vegetarian dinosaur would have eated 65 bajillion years ago.
I had an overpriced haircut a few days ago and I don’t like it.
I made no new discoveries today about anything what so ever, except that I found some English translations of short stories by one of my favorite Russian writers; Mikhail Bulgakov.
I have bags under my eyes right now.
I dream of kicking my neighbour’s chihuahua for being so noisy; better yet, I dream of kicking of my neighbour for being foolish enough to buy a chihuahua in the first place. GOSH. (oops I cheated, “GOSH.” is a run-on sentence. Making a total of TWO sentences this time.. huh? I’m losing count now. Brackets don’t count, do they?)
I worry about silly things.
I love backgammon and turkish coffee, but no one else around me does.
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